The internet is losing its collective mind over Collision spoilers

If you spent your Wednesday morning scrolling through the feedback loop of doom that is wrestling social media, you already know the news. As Wrestling Inc recently reported, the AEW Collision spoilers have leaked the dance card for Thekla at the upcoming Forbidden Door event. We are getting Thekla versus Starlight Kid. Put down your lukewarm coffee and look at me: this is exactly the kind of booking that makes the crossover experiments worth the headache of navigating three different time zones and two languages.

The IWC is currently split into three distinct tribes, and watching them fight in the comments section is better than half the matches on a B-show. You have the purists who are vibrating with excitement because deep-cut Stardom lore is suddenly main-eventing on American soil. Then there are the skeptics who think AEW’s women’s division is perpetually cursed and that any outside talent is just a temporary bandage on a bullet hole. Finally, there is the contrarian crowd that hates everything Tony Khan does because it is physically impossible for them to experience joy without complaining about a mid-card finish.

The purists are setting their DVRs early

The enthusiasts are treating this as if they’ve been handed the keys to the kingdom. If you hit up the threads on the major subreddits, you’ll see comments dissecting the history between these two performers back in Japan as if they were reviewing the Zapruder film. It’s glorious. They want high-impact offense. They want the kind of stiff, strike-heavy exchanges that make your own ribs ache just watching. For these people, the match is a dream scenario because it skips the boring build and goes straight to the high-work-rate phase.

The skepticism is real and frankly necessary

Let’s talk about the downside, because someone has to be the adult in the room. The skeptics have a point. We have seen these "dream matches" arrive with the hype of a blockbuster movie only to get allotted 9 minutes of ring time. If Thekla and Starlight Kid don't get the proper runway to cook, the backlash is going to be volcanic. I have seen enough of these Forbidden Door cards to know that occasionally the pacing gets choked off by the sheer volume of segments. If they pull a fast one and cut this match to pieces to fit in an extra interview segment, the disappointment will be a nuclear winter for weeks.

The argument for the match of the night contender

So, which side is right? The enthusiasts have the stronger argument, but only if they manage their expectations regarding the presentation. Starlight Kid and Thekla possess a natural chemistry that doesn't need a four-week promo cycle to justify itself. You don't need a heavy-handed video package to explain why two of the most dangerous strikers in the world want to punch each other in the face. This is pure professional wrestling juice.

The contrarians are just making noise because they’re bored. Complaining that this match feels disconnected from the main stories on Raw or SmackDown ignores the entire purpose of this specific show. Forbidden Door isn’t supposed to be a linear continuation of the weekly TV soap opera. It’s an exhibition. It’s a festival. If you can’t enjoy a match featuring two of the most talented workers on the planet without asking about their long-term booking implications for the next three months, you’re missing the point of the whole deal.

My biggest fear? The finish. If this ends in some kind of outside interference or a cheap roll-up after a move that should have been a pin, we riot. We need a clean, decisive finish. We have seen how the company handles these high-stakes crossovers before, and if they mess up the pacing, it’s just another strike against the division. But if they give them 15 minutes of pure, unadulterated mat violence? We might be talking about a match of the year candidate.

At the end of the day, having Starlight Kid on an AEW broadcast is a massive win for the fans who actually watch the product globally. It’s a win-win for everyone involved, assuming someone in catering didn't decide to stick them in the opening slot to pop a crowd that’s still finding their seats. Mark my words: if the bell rings and they let them go, this will be the one highlight you can't skip when you're watching the highlights back on Monday morning.