Bartender, pour me a cold domestic draft and leave the pitcher. We need to talk about the absolute madness that WWE is unloading on our Monday night television. If you thought the road to SummerSlam was going to be a slow burn, you haven't been paying attention to the matchmaker's desk.

Adam Pearce went on social media to drop a massive card for the upcoming show in Chicago, and my jaw is still on the floor. According to the lineup revealed on Ringside News, the red brand is rolling into the Allstate Arena with three title matches and enough top-tier drama to sell out a stadium.

We aren't getting the usual filler matches featuring midcarders trading wins in the second hour. Instead, this is "Championship Monday," and WWE is treating it like a mini-premium live event. It's a bold move, but it also feels like a massive gamble that could backfire if they aren't careful.

Sami Zayn and the Rematch Nobody Expected on Free TV

First, let's talk about the main event. Sami Zayn is defending the Undisputed WWE Championship against Cody Rhodes in what should be a premium live event headliner.

Sami won the big gold belt back on June 27 at Night of Champions in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, in a Triple Threat match that also featured Gunther. It was a massive upset that had the wrestling world screaming into their phones.

We all expected Cody to chase the title back for months, but instead, he beat Jey Uso on SmackDown this past Friday, July 3, to earn an immediate shot. Now, we are getting the rematch tomorrow night on RAW.

Why are they giving this away on free television instead of building it up for SummerSlam? It feels like WWE is desperate for ratings or trying to make a statement, but it risks devaluing the biggest prize in the company.

Sami Zayn's championship run is already facing a massive test. If Cody wins the title back, Sami's reign becomes a footnote, a transitional joke that did nothing but pop a crowd in Saudi Arabia.

If Sami retains, Cody looks like he can't get the job done when it matters most, which damages his status as the top babyface. This is a classic booking corner that WWE has painted itself into, and they have to find a way out in front of a rowdy Chicago crowd.

Expect Sami to work the arm, trying to set up the Koji Clutch, while Cody will look for the Disaster Kick and multiple Cross Rhodes. But the shadow of a disqualification or a messy finish hangs heavy over this one.

We might see Gunther interfere, or perhaps a new faction makes their presence felt, which would leave a sour taste in everyone's mouth. Giving away this match on TV feels like a waste of a potentially legendary feud.

The Tag Team Division and The Vision's Impending Meltdown

Next up, we have the World Tag Team Championship match. The Street Profits are putting their newly won titles on the line against The Vision, represented by Bron Breakker and Austin Theory.

The Street Profits won the gold on the June 22 episode of RAW in a wild match that had more interference than a local political election. Seth Rollins and Joe Hendry both got involved to help Montez Ford and Angelo Dawkins secure the win.

That loss was a massive blow to The Vision, a faction led by Paul Heyman that has dominated the tag division since they beat The Usos back in March. Now, Bron Breakker and Austin Theory are getting their rematch, but the rumor mill is spinning.

As reported in the WWE news section of Ringside News, there are whispers of internal drama within The Vision, with Logan Paul and Bronson Reed reportedly unhappy with the direction of the group. If Theory and Breakker fail to win the titles back, it could be the end of the faction.

A loss here would confirm that The Vision is crumbling from within, which is a fascinating storyline but might be happening too fast. The Street Profits need a long, dominant run to restore credibility to the titles.

Hot-shotting the belts back to The Vision would be a disaster. But a clean win for the Profits seems unlikely given the history of these two teams. Expect a chaotic match with plenty of outside interference.

Montez Ford will likely look for his signature frog splash, while Bron Breakker will try to tear the champions in half with his devastating spear. It's going to be a car crash, but hopefully, the booking doesn't ruin a good fight.

Sol Ruca and the Rocket Strapped to Raquel Rodriguez

Then we have the Women's Intercontinental Championship. Sol Ruca is defending against Raquel Rodriguez, who earned the shot by defeating Maxxine Dupri on the June 29 episode of RAW.

Let's be honest here. Raquel Rodriguez getting a title shot after beating Maxxine Dupri is absolute nonsense. Maxxine is great at what she does, but she is not a top-tier contender. Beating her should not put you at the front of the line for a championship.

This feels like lazy booking to get a big challenger for Sol Ruca, who has been doing great work as champion. Sol Ruca is one of the most exciting young talents in the company, and she deserves a feud with someone who has earned their spot.

Raquel is a powerhouse, and her style should clash nicely with Sol's high-flying athleticism. But the build-up has been nonexistent, and it's hard to get excited for a match that feels so manufactured.

If Sol Ruca drops the title to Raquel tomorrow night, it will feel like a waste of a promising reign. If she wins, Raquel's push is stalled before it even starts. It's a lose-lose situation for the division.

Sol Ruca will need to use her speed and agility, perhaps looking for the Sol Snatcher out of nowhere, to keep the bigger challenger at bay. But she's up against a mountain, and the referee's count might be the only thing that saves her.

A Clash of Giants: Oba Femi and Brock Lesnar's Rubber Match

But the most intriguing segment on the show doesn't even involve a championship match. Oba Femi is set to address his upcoming Hell in a Cell match against Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam.

This feud has been a highlight of the year. Oba Femi won the King of the Ring tournament, which should have set him up for a world title shot.

Instead, Brock Lesnar returned on the June 29 RAW and destroyed Femi during his coronation segment. Femi, being the proud monster that he is, chose to put his championship dreams on hold to demand a final showdown with the Beast.

Their series is currently tied 1-1. Femi shocked the world at WrestleMania back in April by defeating Lesnar in a match that lasted under five minutes.

Lesnar got his revenge at Clash in Italy on May 31, leveling the score. Now, they are heading to Hell in a Cell at SummerSlam to settle it once and for all.

Oba Femi addressing this tomorrow night is must-watch television. He is a believable threat to Lesnar, which is a rare thing in modern wrestling, and his promo work has been outstanding.

But WWE needs to be careful here. If they overexpose Femi before the big match, they risk losing the mystique that makes him so special. He needs to remain a force of nature, not just another guy cut-and-pasting promos.

Seth Rollins and the Shadow of Roman Reigns

Finally, Seth Rollins is opening the show. Rollins has a date with Roman Reigns at SummerSlam for the World Heavyweight Championship, and he will undoubtedly have plenty to say.

Rollins' argument is simple: Reigns has never beaten him when it truly mattered. That's a great hook for a feud, and Rollins is the perfect guy to deliver it.

But opening the show with a Rollins promo is a bit of a cliché at this point. We've seen it a hundred times, and it often leads to a predictable segment where the opponent interrupts and a brawl breaks out.

As Adam Pearce's preview tweet suggested, this Chicago crowd is going to be electric. The crowd will be hot, and Rollins is always a favorite, but they need to deliver something fresh to keep the momentum going.

If Roman Reigns makes a surprise appearance, the roof will blow off the Allstate Arena. But even if he doesn't, Rollins needs to bring his A-game to set the tone for a massive night.

WWE is taking a lot of risks with the July 6 RAW. By stacking the card with three title matches and major SummerSlam build-up, they are setting expectations sky-high. We will see if they can deliver, or if this "Championship Monday" ends up being a night of missed opportunities.